Thursday, September 18, 2008
Let's Look Ahead to the Off-Season
Mlbtraderumors.com has a list of the upcoming free agent class available here. So who do you think the Nats will go after, or may go after?
The Inexpensive and Likely Route
Despite the fact that the Nats will be paying more than $10 million next year for two first basemen, it's obvious that the biggest need will still be first base. My guess is the Nats go after someone like Richie Sexson. An inexpensive, low-risk option that could pay dividends. That's usually the route they're most comfortable taking.
I'd also look for them to re-sign Odalis to a 2-year deal, so that he can revert back to being terrible next season. And then go after another 'project' like Kip Wells, signing him to an incentive-laden deal.
The expensive and kinda scary route
Okay, let's be honest. If the Lerners do decide to spend some money this off-season, they're not going to break open the piggy bank and spend every dime. Teixeira is not coming to Washington. Boras will make sure the Yankees have the honor of overpaying for him.
If they do decide to pursue some more expensive options, I'm guessing the number one target will be Adam Dunn. Dunn will probably command close to $15 million a year, but he's a former Red. And we all know Bowden loves his former Reds. The upside to Dunn is that the Nats would finally have a legitimate clean-up hitter, which they've lacked since... well, ever. The downside is that Dunn strikes out a lot. I mean it. Like an awful lot.
If the Nats decide to go after a legit #1 starter, which I don't think they'll do, I'm guessing we'd wind up with Ben Sheets -- the Nick Johnson of pitchers. He's unquestionably talented, and unquestionably gets hurt a lot. Pencil him in for 15-20 starts per year. We'd have to overpay for him. And then we'd have ownership hold it over our heads for the next 3 years. "What do you want us to do? We signed Ben Sheets. Who could've foreseen that he'd be injured so much?"
That's Ralph's take on the off-season. What's yours?
And apologies that the blog has been silent for so long now. If anyone sees Willie the Groundskeeper or Mad Dog Flanders, please alert the proper authorities.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Dmitri cleared to play baseball again...
While CNN and Fox were staking out Joe Biden's house, HalfStreetBlues was over at the Young compound and got this EXCLUSIVE PHOTO of Dmitri heading to Florida...
Friday, August 22, 2008
Don't worry guys, someone is taking care of your bats...
You'll notice that the picture includes the bats of Nick Johnson and Dmitri Young. I guess since they aren't using them, the photographer thought he could.

The $10 million tandum is off for the rest of the year.
According to CBS Sportsline, Nick Johnson had season-ending surgery on his wrist on June 24. For now, he's just chillaxin' in California with the fam... Apparently, some folks believe that he will be ready to play by spring training...That's a bet I'm willing to take.
(As an aside, at the end of the year, Johnson will have missed 332 games in four years with the Nationals.)
And, Dmitri Young has been out since July 19. Originally, the intent was that he would get his diabeties (read: fatness) under control then go to Florida for rehab and eventually join the team. That's not going to happen. According to Acta, he's still in DC, because, according to Dmitri's agent, he's still too sick (read: fat) to travel.
This begs the question: What's the award you get when you're back to sucking the season after you win Comeback Player of the Year?
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Nats Backing Away From "The Plan"

What Willie Doesn't Want You to Know

Disturbing...
And what's more troubling, last night Jim Bowden dispatched front-office assistant José Rijo to Puerto Rico to see if they could sign him (and then get some money on the back end).
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
CC Getting a work out in Milwaukee...
Monday, August 18, 2008
McCain to announce VP on August 29.
The timing makes sense because it is the day after Sen. Obama will give his speech accepting his party's nomination.
Half Street Blues likes this guy:

Saturday, August 16, 2008
Aaron Doesn't Give a Crow...
Bowden provided a different account: Just 20 minutes before the deadline, Crow dropped his demands to $4.4 million, more than the $3.2 million bonus Baltimore gave to the fourth pick, Brian Matusz, the first pitcher taken.
"At the end of the day," Bowden said, "we stepped up and went to $3.5 million in an attempt to sign him, and unfortunately we couldn't get it done."
Friday, August 15, 2008
What the hell?
And in accordance with Olympic rules, beginning in the 11th, the batting team STARTS THE INNING with runners on first and second, no outs, and they can start with any batter in the line-up irrespective of who made the last out.
This has now become SillyBall.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
So much for respect...
It was just a week ago - just 7 days - the amount of time it took for the good Lord to create the Heavens and the Earth (and rest for a day) for the Nationals to go from threatening to be respectable to sucking again.
You'll remember that when we last talked about respectability, we learned your grandmother is not respectable:

But I thought that the Nationals, then-winners of 6 games that week, were into something good.
Boy was I wrong...
The Nationals of late have been worse than before. The past two games they looked(to paraphase Former NASCAR Chief Fred Thompson) "like a monkey f-ing a football."
The pitching has been awful, the infield has booted balls (or let them go through their legs), and everyone has just been throwing the ball around like a bunch of little leaguers.
Oh...and they still can't hit a curve ball.
Since the post on respectability - where we learned that your uncle also isn't respectable...
The Nationals are 0-7, have been outscored 49-11, and have been shut out 3 times. They are back on pace for 104 losses, and must win 19 of their remaining 40 games (READ: Not going to happen) to stay out of the 100-loss club.
As reference here are the final records for the past four seasons:
Nationals '07: 73-89
Nationals '06: 71-91
Nationals 05': 81-80
Expos '04: 66-94
Nothing to Highlight from Last Night
Sadly, I realize that Lastings Milledge continuing his hit streak with a solid single up the middle will give them something to air. I also think Ryan Zimmerman made a nice back handed snag in warmups and Austin Kearns hit a ball just short of the warning track in BP so maybe there is more to show than I thought.
But seriously, think about it, when they show those clips, if someone didn't see the game the inevitable question they ask is, "So what was the score, did they win?" And it's embarrassing to have to relay, that no, in fact, they did not win.
So Mr. Video Guy, take the day off, because after a game in which the team gets blown out 12-0, one in which the pitcher was walked with the bases loaded, I don't think the fans would mind having that one minute to themselves. In that time they can dream about the free agents we could sign this winter, enjoy being in a Michael Phelps-free zone for a brief time, or wonder why that big red tent is blocking the view of the Capitol.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
$50 million squandered...(and I'm not just talking about the Nationals)
So while I'm expecting that my Nationals tickets will go up next year to pay for Bowden's blunder, I can probably assume that my parking tickets will continue to rise to pay for Fenty's fiasco.
Bowden begs for his job...
Don't forget to vote in our poll. Flanders thinks Lenny Harris has to go.
And here is a pretty well written and intelligent piece on the Adam Crow goings-on...a little MLB Econ 101.

